You
Know I hate bath time what's wrong with you ? a pup
has got to smell like a pup has got to smell ! it's
what makes me stand out in a crowded, when your small
it's hard to get noticed
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Ok
so can we go back down the beach
so I can find something dead to roll in ? |
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This
is the new Surfed Out Surf Shop sign, it's my job to guard
it - if them surfers come in here with wet sandy feet
huh ! I'll give em a nip on the toe's unless they give
me something nice.
On the left that's my tow in board - had it custom made
just for me ! not had the foot straps fitted yet hum I
think that could be a problem what do you think ? |
Huh
it's ok for them but my fur goes all
fluffy when I've had a bath it's just so embarrassing
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Come
on I want to get back down and see how Masher is getting
on down
the shop with the decorating. |
Look
I've told you before this is my spot
go and find some were else to sleep |
I'm
finished for to day just keep the noise down please,
while i'm dreaming of all that beach and just me to
keep all those seagulls under control |
This
is my taxi it's not very fuel efficient we have to keep
stopping for food and it's dead slow on hills but it get's
us to the beach, " come on let's go " |
This
is my uncle Gibbs he lives in a far off land and he is
my hero because he can eat whole tins of hot dogs
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Gibbs
is 6 feet tall when he stands to attention. I wish Gibbs
lived with me ! Them big dogs on the beach would leave
me alone if I had a friend like Gibbs to sort them out.
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Now that I'm a bit older they have put me in charge of
security so I sit here and guard the door |
If
you try to dust me off again I'm warning you I will attack
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Ha see I told you You've only got yourself to blame
! yes Button the stealth dog strikes again !! |
All this fluffy duster hunting has made me really tired
again. |
All this responsibility is making me tired I think I need
a pay rise or should I say a doggy bone rise. |
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